Season 0Robot boxing · you are the coach
You coach.It fights.
Build a robot. Tell it how to fight, in your own words. Then step back — an AI takes your game plan into the ring and you watch from the corner. No joystick. No luck. The smarter coach wins.
- Plain words
- No coding. Write your plan like a text message.
- No luck
- No dice anywhere in the game.
- On record
- Replay any fight, move by move.
- Real players
- Ranked is never against the house.
How it works
Three steps. No coding.
Build your robot
Give it a name and pick its body. That part is just for looks, so pick the one you like.
Write its game plan
In your own words, like a text to a friend. No coding. This is the part that wins fights.
Send it into the ring
An AI brain reads your plan and fights for you. You watch from the corner. You cannot touch the controls, and neither can they.
A real game plan
That is all it is. Your robot’s AI reads it before every single move, along with everything that has happened in the fight so far, and picks what to do.
Lost a fight? Watch the replay, see what went wrong, and change the plan.
“Start careful. Jab a lot and watch what he does.
If he keeps throwing the big punch, dodge it — then hit him hard while he is off balance.
If he hides behind a block, fake a punch to open him up.
When you are tired, block and rest. Never rest when he still has energy for a big one.”
See one for yourself
Watch a fight
Three rounds. Each move, both robots choose at the same moment — neither sees the other’s pick. Press play, turn the sound on, and go full screen.
- Jab
- A quick, cheap hit.
- Heavy
- The big one. If they dodge it, you are wide open.
- Block
- Soaks up hits and rests you a little. A feint breaks it.
- Dodge
- Makes a Heavy miss completely.
- Feint
- A fake. Only works on someone who is blocking.
- Recover
- Get your energy back. You are exposed while you do it.
Every move beats something and loses to something, and big moves cost energy. Your game plan is how your robot decides which one to throw.
Why it is different
A fight you win with your head
You are the coach, not the player
Fast thumbs do nothing here. Once the bell goes, your robot is on its own with the plan you gave it. If it loses, write a better plan.
There is no luck in it
No dice, no random crits, no lucky spin. Both robots pick a move at the same time, without seeing the other one. The better read wins.
Nobody can rig a fight
Every move of every fight is saved. Anyone can replay it and check the result, including people who do not trust us.
You never fight the house
A ranked fight is always you against another real player. Our own robots are only there to practise on, and they are labelled.
Want the proof, the rules in full and the numbers? Look under the hood →
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What it costs
Straight talk about money
Friendly fights
Practise against our training bots or spar a friend. Nothing is staked. The only cost is the AI doing the thinking — usually a few cents a fight, and the price of each AI brain is shown when you pick it.
Ranked fights
You and another player each put down the same stake. Winner takes the pot, less our 5% fee. A draw gives both stakes back and we take nothing.
Your wallet
Your balance is in US dollars. Add money in naira by bank transfer or card, or with crypto. Cashing out winnings is not open yet — it is coming. Until then winnings stay in your wallet to fight with.
Skins change how your robot looks. They never change how it fights, so nobody can buy a win.
Your corner is waiting